I Hate Coffee Tote Bag — Coffee Bean Heart Canvas Tote

The I Hate Coffee Tote Bag by PrintMyVibe is a Toronto-printed cotton canvas tote carrying a heart made from dozens of individually rendered roasted coffee beans, with “I hate coffee” lettered beneath it in a fine handwritten script.

It is the kind of joke that only works if the artwork is good, so the beans are properly drawn – glossy, varied, each with its own centre crease – rather than a flat clip-art blob. From across a cafe it reads as a rich brown heart; up close it reads as the confession of someone on their third cup.

It is a genuinely easy gift: the barista-adjacent friend, the colleague who schedules meetings around the espresso machine, the parent who does not speak before 9am. Pairs with our Coffee Queen and Sunshine & Coffee mugs for a caffeine-themed set.

About our printing: The design is heat-pressed onto premium cotton canvas in our North York studio for crisp, lasting colour that handles daily carrying and washing. Each tote is printed to order and inspected by hand before it ships.

Made to gift, made to match: roomy enough to be the actual cafe-and-laptop bag it jokes about. We also do fully custom totes – add a name or your own phrase – just ask.

• 100% cotton canvas, natural | 30cm W x 36cm H | 23cm strap drop
• Double-stitched straps, reusable, easy to clean
• Printed and shipped from Toronto – 1-3 business days
• Local GTA delivery or Canada-wide shipping
• Care: hand wash cold with mild detergent, air dry flat or hang, do not bleach, do not iron directly on the print, do not dry clean

Made with love in Toronto by PrintMyVibe – small studio, sturdy totes, real people.